For each opponent who does, create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste
Then two mana will do that and gain three life, and five mana will do that for all of your stuff and then gain a massive six life too
Yawgmoths Will For one turn, you basically get to replay your graveyard like its a second hand, and thats exactly as unfair as it sounds
Not only does Cloud, Ex-SOLDIER incentivize this "everybody gets some equipment" approach, but other legendaries like Barret Wallace and Sephiroth, Fallen Hero reward having multiple equipped creatures on the field
The best thing I can say is run with it
Part of the problem there was that we only played a single multiplayer game, and I ran into a bit of a glut with some of my bigger vehicles